jasper

the perfect example of what a nice person should be. he’s kind, funny and well rounded all together. a lot of girls like him, especially one in particular that he has no idea about. the crush is killing her because she knows that he would never go for her. but jasper is also oblivious so he doesn’t even notice

jasper is such a great guy i wish he liked me

by matco22 August 15, 2018

Jasper Steamer

When you suck the fart right out of your partners ass hole

Man when I gave rod the Jasper steamer it was wet and hot.

by Dylan Wilson February 24, 2007

Dirty Jasper

Best person ever to live

Wow that dirty jasper is such a good person

by Jaaaaasper April 15, 2020

Team Jasper

The best team in the world.
This is from the Twilight Saga,with Team Edward and Team Jacob,but people are on different teams.

Stupid fan girl: OMG I am so totally Team Edward!
Me: Fuck you,I'm Team Jasper
SFG: OMG you did not just say that!!
Me: Well,I think I just did.

by KillingPromQueen April 12, 2010

Jasper

Jasper is a human (we are not sure of gender) who makes little sense and we are all certain he is a sociopath.

"It's not a free country when I'm around"
"I'm not wanking. I'm face wanking"
"Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes"

"You're not making much sense today... A Jasper day"

by 68916620 October 7, 2017

Jasper

Lee Jong Suk's man

Sexy af

Hottest man alive

1: Hey have you seen Jasper?

2: Yeah that guy is the hottest alive

by JjOfficialB August 15, 2018

jasper

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. charming so you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..

not persistent. inconsistent when it comes to love.

changes moods easily; moody.

greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

if you catch a jasper he will be faithful to the end and extremely charming and adorable. very musically talented and has a wonderful sense of humor

*sigh of bitterness and frustration* i dont know what to do im so confused and dont know what to do. i really like jasper but hes so confusing!!! i need to get over him but hes so charming and something about him so entirely loveable.

by fedmsb April 21, 2011