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Jasper

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Not only is he kind and courteous, but he is brighter than the sun and one of the best friends you will ever have. His smile will melt you, as well as his personality. He has a way with words and will be a lasting impression on your life so make sure to MAKE the memories happen so you can savour them to your heart's desire. If you underestimate him, it is your loss.
Person 1: Dude, why are you smiling like a dork?

Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.

Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
by RaspberrySmoothie November 7, 2011
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Jasper

A handsome boy who is easy going very friendly willing to help out always will be there for u no matter what!
Jasper is the coolest!
by Yashkara November 12, 2019
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Jasper

Jasper is a human (we are not sure of gender) who makes little sense and we are all certain he is a sociopath.

"It's not a free country when I'm around"
"I'm not wanking. I'm face wanking"
"Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes"
"You're not making much sense today... A Jasper day"
by 68916620 October 7, 2017
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Jasper

1: Hey have you seen Jasper?

2: Yeah that guy is the hottest alive
by JjOfficialB August 15, 2018
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Jasper

absolute alpha fucking chad godfucking damn massive schlong epic at basketball just good at everything man but also ugly as shit and dumb
Jeff Bezos: "Wow man you're such a Jasper!"
Elon Musk: "Thank you, now suck my dick goddammit."
by captain cuck 2323 February 10, 2021
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Jaspers

Jaspers - What people from the country call wasps or bees.
" Watch out for the Jaspers!!!"
"Them Jaspers gonna sting you"
" Bloody Jaspers in my Pint"
by BestBowden September 3, 2009
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Jasper

Jasper is the sweetest, and nicest person you will ever meet! He is totally hot, and loves all types of music. He gets bullied oftenly, so he'll need someone to stand up for him. Jasper makes a great life long friend, and husband.
Man, why are you so great with the ladies?
Haha, yeah bro. I'm a Jasper
by JasperLover January 27, 2013
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