January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

january 11

your mom eats ass

“ hey david you’re mom ate my ass today , it’s january 11th”

by ueheiwhaja January 11, 2022

january 11

The day where you HAVE to get a new crush. If you're not with them yet, they're not worth it!

them: its january 11!
you: i dont like you anymore sorry
them:but its my birthday! :(
you:sucks for you

by ur best fried friend :) January 10, 2022

January 11

On January 11 you have to kiss your ex day

It doesn’t matter if there single or not
JUST DO IT

Ex : “ Why did you just kiss me?
Me : Its January 11th

by Tell you all the days January 9, 2022

january 11

national euri day

Today is january 11th
YO it’s national euri Day!
Damn dude really?

by poseidonstoe January 11, 2022

January 11

National receive head day

“Hey”
“Can I get some head”
“Why”
“It’s national receive head day”
“No it’s January 11”

by DarkLight January 10, 2022

11 January

Who horns in this day, you such a good luck girl. You deserved the love and surrounded by love. Everyone will thank s having you to their life.

A:thanks for coming my life
B: you too
A:11 January, you such a good dude

by I wish you have a good day November 22, 2021