jakeness

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness

by Cass February 13, 2005

Jakeel

Jakeel is a sexy monster that has a huge peepee and is a great ladies man

i wish i was like jakeel.

by jakeel14 September 19, 2019

jakey cake

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

Jakye

A big dick nigga who gets hella hoes and will fuck a Noah’s bitch

That boy is a jakye

by Imabigdad February 1, 2020

JakeNewTron

JakeNewTron was supreme mod on TicGDPS, loves cats and watches anime. He's best friend is TicLos (that pro player of Sparky lol) and Ixchel.

JakeNewTron is promoted to ||Supreme Mod||! GG

by TicGDPSbOt December 23, 2020

en_jakeyfromstatefarm

a cutie. my idol. that makes me smile. she is so cool ^‿^

"my love is en_jakeyfromstatefarm”
“everyone loves jakey.”

by hyunoo March 9, 2021

Nakey jakey

Litteral gaming god, dog bless.

Man, nakey jakey is really good at Halo

by Effie_in_red June 12, 2017