Kiss a Jake day

On the 15th June you must kiss any guy you know called Jake

Oh Jake I need to kiss you because it’s kiss a Jake day

by Kiss a Jake day May 31, 2021

Make fun of Jake day

Make fun of your favorite virgin named Jake

Hey it’s April 4th It’s make fun of jake day

by Doug Edert April 4, 2022

jake diotte

Jake Diotte. What a guy. He is the definition of everything wrong with this planet. I hate him.

I hate Jake Diotte.

by BEEZEETHREE May 27, 2019

jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.

hey bro

go away you jake downing

by hs25571 April 11, 2017

Jake Demary

A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.

You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?

No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!

by Wolfpack member #3 November 24, 2011

jake daitch

your run of the mill fav jew boy. Hispanic? talks like he is a person of color but is indeed white.

oh he's talking like a jake daitch.

by xxxspreme June 29, 2017

Jake Debord

The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.

Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.

by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017