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Jago

He’s an exceptional guy with a big heart, one of a kind really. He’s kind, drop dead handsome, knock your socks off hilarious, and incredibly special. He fights tooth & nail for what he believes, my favorite person ever made.
Stranger: how would you describe the new guy?
Me: he’s a real JAGO if you ask me, except he can’t be because there’s only one as amazing as him ;)
by rizz.a.balls March 2, 2024
mugGet the Jagomug.

jagO

jagO has a fat choper
jago has a big choper
by tiktak man March 31, 2022
mugGet the jagOmug.

Jagos

An amazing friend and lover. He's everything you could ask for in a partner. He loves dogs more than anyone else and has an indescribable amount of love for food. Can be quite flirtatious but has a great sense of humor.
Angus: Imagine finding a lover and best friend in one person, it'd be so easy for an introvert like me.
Me: babe, get you a jagos ;)
by Loveadele November 24, 2021
mugGet the Jagosmug.

Jago

An alien being resembling a young male of average build. His spacecraft crash-landed in the south of England forming the crater now known as Hertfordshire. The UK government used advanced psychic weaponry to retcon the public's geographical headcanon and convince people of the county's existence. This is why nobody can name anything in Hertfordshire, even though everybody agrees that it is a real place.
It has been 20 years since Jago landed sir, nobody has visited the area known as Hertfordshire yet.
by krn2001 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jagomug.

bang jago

The passive aggressive (or passive-aggressive) way to name-call or mock a troll/URL Badman/Internet Tough Guy/Virtual Gangster/Keyboard Warrior/Broadband Champion

The real meaning is: you're a sore loser with a small dick or narrow pussy, and you're trying to pissing people online, so go kill yourself
Ampun Bang Jago 🙏🙏🙏
by Sir. B February 14, 2021
mugGet the bang jagomug.

Jago

A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.

Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).
That Jago is a real Top shagger, humble bragger
Vanilla gorilla, high ticket biller
by Fxck_Deeznuts6969 October 5, 2023
mugGet the Jagomug.

Jago Sidgwick

the fittest air host ever
by djf;laksd; June 5, 2023
mugGet the Jago Sidgwickmug.

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