Jankputer

Combination of the words jank, and computer. Jankputer.

I hate my Jankputer, it never works!

by liamlovesolga April 1, 2010

Jackpot hand

(Noun) A term used to describe a hand in poker that contains 3 sevens, or three of a kind sevens. This is derived from the idea that 3 sevens is considered the jack pot on a slot machine.

Since that 7 came out on the flop, I've got a jackpot hand!

by OlFashioned November 14, 2013

jacksutherland

Procrastination

Dam that jacksutherland be procrastinating

by God Himself 123 October 12, 2023

jackpot junkie

anybody hopelessly addicted to gambling one who spends every night weekend and holiday at the casino

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

jackpot

A vessel kept under the bed to catch and contain ejaculate from jacking off. A sperm spittoon.

Aghhh! I need to dump my jackpot. That shit is starting to ferment.

by wolfbait51 June 5, 2011

jackpot

An uncircumcised man stuffs loose change into his foreskin before a sexual encounter. Then his sexual partner pulls back his foreskin and all of the change falls out like a slot machine.

I went to give him a blow job, pulled back his foreskin and I was showered with quarters, jackpot!

by BernardBillingsly October 21, 2010

jackpot

hot girl with low self esteem.

examples of the jackpot are too rare to share. you know the type

by keen655 October 7, 2008