Jackmoded

To snatch; steal from someone. Usually something that isn't very important, and is usually usd in terms between friends just for fun.

"I jackmoded an airhead from Jeremy out of his lunchbox."

by Athie October 17, 2008

Jackpot to Piss in

When you are so far in debt that winning the lottery wouldn't even pay off your bills.

Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.

by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010

Jackpot hand

(Noun) A term used to describe a hand in poker that contains 3 sevens, or three of a kind sevens. This is derived from the idea that 3 sevens is considered the jack pot on a slot machine.

Since that 7 came out on the flop, I've got a jackpot hand!

by OlFashioned November 14, 2013

jackpot junkie

anybody hopelessly addicted to gambling one who spends every night weekend and holiday at the casino

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

jackpot

A vessel kept under the bed to catch and contain ejaculate from jacking off. A sperm spittoon.

Aghhh! I need to dump my jackpot. That shit is starting to ferment.

by wolfbait51 June 5, 2011

jackpot

An uncircumcised man stuffs loose change into his foreskin before a sexual encounter. Then his sexual partner pulls back his foreskin and all of the change falls out like a slot machine.

I went to give him a blow job, pulled back his foreskin and I was showered with quarters, jackpot!

by BernardBillingsly October 21, 2010

jackpot

hot girl with low self esteem.

examples of the jackpot are too rare to share. you know the type

by keen655 October 7, 2008