jackboy

In south Florida back in the 80's there was a gang of car jackers were known as the jackboyz. Since them the term has morphed many times....

Jackboyz are known as thieves, dope dealers and thugs.

You better keep your eyes open cause dem jackboys will take your shit.

by nigga deezee September 7, 2009

Jackboots

Thoes cool boots the Nazi's use to goose step with

Jackboots are used for heiling and marching

by The Col. November 27, 2004

Captain Jacobo

A mighty sailor. He is the Captain of the incredible vessle, "The Scruvy Dogg." He crushes all who oppose him, and satisfies all who desire him (given they're not ugly) He is also stunningly attractive and extremely smart, oh and he is also a tad bit cocky. and in case your wondering he is also white.

Chick: Who is that guy over there?

Guy: idk why?

Chick: I think thats Captain Jacobo; i'm gonna go see if he wants a blowjob.

by Charlie Fidman July 2, 2008

Jackbootstrapping

The use by news media outlets of over the top commentary by their opinion commentators to start news segments about the "factual" basis of the over the top commentary.

This is an homage to Fox who often uses the hyperbole of Hannity and Beck - who see fascism around every corner - in this very manner.

What a fine example of jackbootstrapping: Fox News reportedly draws a distinction between its "news hours," which it claims are objective, and its "editorial" programming. But on May 19, purported "news hour" anchor Megyn Kelly constructed an entire segment around "editorial" host Glenn Beck's criticism of New York's proposed restaurant salt ban, airing clips from his show and asking her guest to respond to Beck's arguments.

by mep321 March 19, 2010

Jacob Jacobo

the most sexiest annoyingest despreate nigga in th world that loves to beat the pussy up up up and the ass as well. he will do anything to get your attention like call and sing to you , stare at you and drool and jack off right in front of you but he will make you feel like the most beauitfulest bitch in the world.

I really wsh Jacob Jacobo would stop following me to my classes.

Ew, why is Jacobo still messaging me?

by beatthepussyupupup December 12, 2013

jackbotics

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex

Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.

by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015

Jackbox Party Pack 9

Has Fibbage 4, Roomerang, Nonsensory, Quixort (fuck Quixort) and Junktopia.

Dude 1: Hey wanna play some Jackbox Party Pack 9?
Dude 2: as long it isn't Quixort.

by BeeFromGeometryDash January 17, 2023