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Jurassic Park 

A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.
richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"
Jurassic Park by JPreeceybaby October 3, 2008

juranytlonel 

(jurr - rann - ee - tlon - ull)
(emphasis on rann)

1.) a short bus, usually for sale

2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger

3.) used in awkward silences
1.) Cory: I need a car!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL

2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*

3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!
juranytlonel by Shanallillen December 5, 2007

Jurassic World Dominion 

A good movie hated for no reason. I think critics are those "jurassic park good because it's the original" people. Jurassic Park is a good movie but just because it's the original, doesn't mean you should hate the others. If they aren't those people then I don't know what to do.
Critic: "Jurassic World Dominion is an overhyped pile of shit."
Guy #1: "I think it's good."
Critic: "Jurassic Park is good, the rest are trash."
Guy #2: "Maybe you watched them with your eyes closed?"

jurassic world 

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a 2018 American science fiction adventure film and the sequel to Jurassic World (2015). Directed by J. A. Bayona, it is the fifth installment of the Jurassic Park film series, as well as the second installment of a planned Jurassic World trilogy.
friend 1: hey wanna go see Jurassic World on Wednesday?
friend 2: yes please x
jurassic world by gqwakihj November 11, 2018
Adjective. Monster from the game Final Fantasy Tactics, based on a Pelican. Being "Juravis" refers to being "Cool, yet annoying". Juravises in FFT are reknown for being good/cool looking but very very annoying by flying over the whole map to come kill your injured party members.
My friend Clyde is very Juravis.
Juravis by AvengerXP June 2, 2003

sachiko juraku 

The main antagonist for Kakegurui Twin. A really hot 18-year old girl with light gray hair, red eyes, pink lipstick, and a sadistic psychopath. She’s the head of the Public Morals Committee.
Person 1: Hey have you read Kakegurui Twin?
Person 2: Yes! My favorite character is Sachiko Juraku and I also simp for her