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Islamic Wedgie

When you take an atomic wedgie to the next level and pull your victim's undergarments over their head, wrapping them up into a makeshift turban (like those commonly worn in the Islamic faith). This is an artform that takes a high level of craftsmanship to achieve; therefore it is reserved to the most elite group of Wedgie-Givers. If your victim loses circulation to their head, you know you're doing it right.
Bro, your exposed undies are so tempting I may have to give you an Islamic Wedgie if you do not adjust your pantalones to an appropriate height soon.
by stexsy April 17, 2011
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Islamic Jagger

A Muslem who thinks he's cool, like a rock star.
by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008
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islamic yolo

Islamic Yolo means "You Only Look Ones". This term is usually used for boys, when they look at a girl. No matter how pretty is the girl, you can only look ones. Second glance at a non-mahram is haraam. Vice versa.

Praise be to Allaah.

Jareer ibn ‘Abdullaah said: "I asked the Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) about an accidental glance at a woman. He commanded me to turn my gaze away." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, who said: This is a saheeh hasan hadeeth. See al-Sunan, 2700).

Commenting on this hadeeth, al-Mubaarakpoori said: " ‘Accidental’ means that his gaze fell on a non-mahram woman unintentionally. ‘He commanded me to turn my gaze away’ means that he was not to look a second time, because the first glance was not by choice and would be forgiven, but any further glances would be counted as sin, and he should heed the words of Allaah (interpretation of the meaning): ‘Tell the believing men to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things)…’ al-Noor 24:30"

The Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) said: "O Ali, do not follow a glance with another, for you will be forgiven for the first, but not for the second." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, 2701; see Saheeh al-Jaami’, 7953)

Islam Q&A

Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid
The word islamic yolo being defined as below:
Brother: *accidently looked at a girl, but forgotten to turn his gaze away*
Sister : *snaps her fingers in front of her brother's face* "Hey, YOLO!"
by maryamkhan June 1, 2017
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Islamic School Of Canberra

Student 1 : are you sure we are at Islamic school of Canberra, it looks like a forest to me?
student 2 : couldn't be more affirmative.
by anonymouspersonlol128278 June 2, 2021
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Islamic Concubine

Islamic Concubine refers to a woman in a polygamous style relationship who is legally permitted to have intimate relations with the man, although she may not have official "wife" status.

During Islamic Arabia, some polygamous men had concubines. Essentially, these men had consensual intimate relations with their servant women (concubines) from who the men were in common law marriages with.

The polygamous men had to be in common law marriages with the servant women, since fornication was prohibited.
During Islamic Arabia, some men had Islamic Concubines.
by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023
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islamist

A Muslim religious nut. Basically, an Arab who is frustrated by the shitty living standards of his own country, and gets brainwashed by the equally shitty government into thinking it is the West's fault. Some actively resist the "invaders", and subsequently get shot, incinerated or blown up. All in the hopes of banging virgins in Heaven.
Al Qaeda did 9/11, killing 3,000 Americans. America & Co. then retaliated, resulting in more than 100,000 Arab deaths in Iraq alone. And still Islamists claim they are winning this war.
by captainfugu July 15, 2007
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Islamic Jihad

A terror group abusing the Muslim religion for their attacks on innocent people.
By connecting them to Muslim they made the people of the world think that there is a war between Islam and the rest of the world, and this way they gain more Muslim supporters as this becomes THEIR war, even thou this is just a "poor game" the terrorists enjoy playing.
Not even one single Muslim gained good from it.
Same being done by ex-Iraqi president- Sadam Husein, he keeps fighting and telling that the Muslim will win, when actually the Muslims of Iraq gain the most out of kicking him out of the throne.
Same is done by Al Qaeda.
Also the Palestinians terrorists use the "Islamic terror" to gain support, when actually they make alot of Palestinians suffer aithout a reason.
President G.W.B said that Islamic fundamentalists from Islamic Jihad did the terror attack, when actually they abused the name of Muhamed and his believers, so people won't get angry at them but on ALL THE MUSLIM WORLD.
by G.S. June 15, 2005
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