The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.
I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.
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ĭ-rā'nē-ən găs măsk
The act of placing your balls over a person's nose with the intent to restrict their breathing (thus forcing their mouth to open), then farting into their open mouth.
May be used on either sex. Do note however, that in most cultures, "no homo" must be called if performing the Iranian Gas Mask on men.
The act of placing your balls over a person's nose with the intent to restrict their breathing (thus forcing their mouth to open), then farting into their open mouth.
May be used on either sex. Do note however, that in most cultures, "no homo" must be called if performing the Iranian Gas Mask on men.
"Haha dude, I just gave Aaron a perfect Iranian Gas Mask. He'll be tasting my fart for days!...no homo"
by banannaphone January 27, 2010
Get the iranian gas mask mug.Type of kick used in soccer or Iranian Jujitsu. In soccer, when the ball is hit with such force and velocity that it can rip through the goal’s net. In fighting this move is when you do a kick spin and drive your right foot right into your opponents balls, rendering them incapacitated.
Dude1: Hey man wtf happened to Jack?
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!
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Get the Iranian Knuckleball mug.The act of getting erect, sticking your penis in someone's asshole, waiting to get soft, urinating, and having the reciprocating party squirt the piss out.
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Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.
Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?
Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.
Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?
Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.
by Banana Hammie July 19, 2020
Get the Iranian Friendship mug.An emerald that *is* power. Whoever is resilient enough to conceal 100% of it... well.. they might as well be God himself.
The emerald crashed into Earth being carried via Theia long before humanity, and was launched into orbit and caught in the formation ring that eventually created the Moon. During the formation, the emerald was knocked from orbit by a small meteorite and hit Earth again, leaving it to be buried deep in the crust of Earth until 2020, when it was rediscovered and kept in a inert region of spacetime. It remained there until 2022, when it disappeared, taken by an Exeztiel.
The emerald crashed into Earth being carried via Theia long before humanity, and was launched into orbit and caught in the formation ring that eventually created the Moon. During the formation, the emerald was knocked from orbit by a small meteorite and hit Earth again, leaving it to be buried deep in the crust of Earth until 2020, when it was rediscovered and kept in a inert region of spacetime. It remained there until 2022, when it disappeared, taken by an Exeztiel.
"I do not think you understand, this Iranian Emerald is anything and everything, this is not an emerald.. it is God."
by solnava October 28, 2022
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