iPoo

The act of using your iPhone, iPod or iPad whilst taking a crap. Also known as the iPee if you are only taking a leak.
Useful if your employer has banned them during working hours.

Trevor: Wow, I'm so addicted to my iPhone that I can't put it down!
Bruce: Me too, I like to iPoo at work!

by Squik February 4, 2010

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ipooped

when you pooped and you said fucky skerplashish!!! oh no ho the poop.

ipooped.

by fuckyufuck May 22, 2023

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ipoo

New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.

guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.

by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005

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iPlop

To use your iPhone / iPod whilst on the toilet or (in unfortunate circumstances) to drop said iPhone / iPod in the toilet.

Guy 1: "The line is very echoey - where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm in the toilet, it was a long one and I got bored. Thought i'd iPlop you"

or

{Depressed voice} "I was using the bathroom and my iPhone slipped out of my pocket. I couldn't grab it and had to watch it iPlop into the toilet!"

Similar to ipoop only more expensive!

by Stuey H(UK) June 25, 2009

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iPoor

One who is lacking in the latest technological devices and gizzmos.

Perosn 1: Check out my new iPhone and MP3 player.

Person 2: Cool, wish I had one; I'm so iPoor.

by MartyD007 April 27, 2010

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iPeople

People who are so obsessed with their Apple products that they always have to shove it in your face. They always refer to their cell phone as their iphone and their lap top as their Mac. They might as well worship Steve Jobs as the savior of their pompous race.

I don't know how to get to the Olive Garden.
Oh don't worry, I'll just look up directions on my iPhone.
Get out of my car.
Why?
I don't associate with iPeople

You know if you had a Mac, you wouldn't get viruses.

by JMoneyThaIllest August 11, 2010

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