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Indonesian Lawnmower

The act of licking the pubic hairs of another persons anal cavity in a fast, circular motion. It works much better if the person receiving the Indonesian Lawnmower has a very hairy asshole.
D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.
by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009
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Spicy Indonesian

When a man pours Indonesian hot sauce on his penis, and has a girl give him a blowjob, resulting in a burning sensation on the guy's penis, as well as a burning sensation on the girl's tongue.
She had the kinkiest idea last night, she asked if i wanted to try out the spicy Indonesian.
by Xkuay March 31, 2010
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Izzone

noun. The student section (zone) of the arena crowd at a Michigan State University basketball game - under the reign of Coach Tom Izzo.
Woo hoo, I can't wait to go to the Spartans' basketball game tonight, I'm cheering from the Izzone!
by Stepmom43 March 16, 2009
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a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.
" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."
by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009
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Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.
I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.
by MHO April 13, 2013
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Indonesian Bagel Bust

When you pop an asscherry in extreme heat. The O ringis so hot it's dry and toasted, the resulting aftermath looks like kaya (an Indonesian jam) spread over a bagel.
Damn man, I assfucked the missus for the first time while on vacation in Florida, during a heat wave. Ended up having an Indonesian Bagel Bust for brunch.
by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009
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Indonesia MADA

Indonesia MADA is an alcoholic cocktail based on another cocktail, the Martini, which is based on gin and vermouth, originating in Slovenia. In consists of equal parts of fresh lime juice, fresh orange juice and martini. Lime wedges and ice are not optional. It was invented by two students of microbiology, as consolation for poorly passing an exam. The name is a play on words on the names of these two students. And the "Indonesia" part is there simply to look fancy.
by the bread guy June 16, 2013
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