large intestine

organ in human body

And then we move to the large intestine, whose job is to turn chyme into fecal matter.

by 581734859348956385761357823456 February 15, 2017

Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

by bruce21b August 22, 2012

Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines

Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009

I will fill your intestines with bees

you fucking know ok if you've ever eaten seafood you know

David: I will fill your intestines with bees
Chad: *crying*

by bees! March 16, 2020

intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.

Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.

by Guido1 September 18, 2009

Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting

Farting in the tub

A by-product of Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting is warm bubbles up your back

by NukeABooty May 10, 2011

intestine hands

Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.

A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.

by DigitalSherpa June 30, 2015