large intestine

organ in human body

And then we move to the large intestine, whose job is to turn chyme into fecal matter.

by 581734859348956385761357823456 February 15, 2017

Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

by bruce21b August 22, 2012

Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines

Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009

I will fill your intestines with bees

you fucking know ok if you've ever eaten seafood you know

David: I will fill your intestines with bees
Chad: *crying*

by bees! March 16, 2020

Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

spicy intestine

put a blowtorch up someone's ass let the gas out then light the gas

now when they go to the bathroom they are fighting for their life

"ahhhh my ass carl " i got spicy intestines

by coastal401 May 3, 2022

Intestinal Obligation

A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"

I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care

by Daqkua April 14, 2016