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large intestine

And then we move to the large intestine, whose job is to turn chyme into fecal matter.
by 581734859348956385761357823456 February 15, 2017
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Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples
that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel
by bruce21b August 22, 2012
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Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009
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I will fill your intestines with bees

you fucking know ok if you've ever eaten seafood you know
David: I will fill your intestines with bees
Chad: *crying*
by bees! March 16, 2020
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Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH
I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch
by dickfucking \slut January 5, 2021
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Intestine Fondle

When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them
Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.
by Bonkanddonk January 28, 2021
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intestine hands

Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.
A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.
by DigitalSherpa June 30, 2015
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