cosmic interference

Cases of Extreme Luck or Bad Luck. above sheer coincidence or average chance, something on par with Final Destination or a Miracle. its Cosmic Interference

Was in first place in Mario Cart. but got hit by not just one but three shells in a row and fell all the way to last place. it must have been Cosmic Interference

by Madam Fortune November 26, 2017

Internerdial Dating

The phenomenon where one nerdfighter is dating a non-nerdfighter

Q- Would it still be called Nerdfighter like if a nerdfighter was dating a non-nerdfighter?

A- No, that would be called Internerdial Dating.

by spartaaaaaaaa July 29, 2009

Intermarriage Money Laundering

This is when the wife writes a $20,000.00 check from the joint account as a deposit for a very large purchase, requests it back made payable to her, deposits the funds into her personal account and then pays the full amount of the purchase on the joint credit card to earn miles for her upcoming trip to New York with the girls...

My use of intermarriage money laundering is how I was able to buy my Birkin bag.

by rwandst March 12, 2011

internerd

fictitious proper noun;

:used as slang for "Internet"
:"Internet" being - connecting nerds

commonly has a TradeMark symbol following it

noun;

:a person who is deemed to be on the Internet too much
:or, takes the Internet too seriously for the likes of others

proper noun;
"I spent all night browsing the Internerd."

noun;
"He was on the computer all night. He's such an Internerd."

by Black Betty, bam-a-lam! January 26, 2004

internetard

1. One who is incapable to use the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.

phil: I tried finding free porn, but I couldn't.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.

by Eric Garside June 14, 2006

run interference

To cause a commotion make a spectacle of one's self or to just generally draw attention to yourself in order to allow someone to do something.

I had my sister run interference with my boyfriend while I got this guy's number

by Chelizsa June 1, 2004

Internetarian

A person who uses the internet.

"Deep inside, we're all internetarians."
"Dude, be an internetarian. It's a WAY better lifestyle."

by indigodeer May 5, 2013