hand internship

A little taste of a hand job

Guy: hey baby. I have a surprise in my pocket for you
Girl: ew. Are you asking me to give you a hand job
Guy: no, more like a hand internship

by H-Dawg_ May 15, 2015

Interviewness

A rating scale for your interviewability.

How well is your interviewness??

My interviewness in FANTASIC, I will definatly be hired!!!

by ashadoggy-dogg shizztastic March 17, 2010

interviewee

(as opposed to the interviewer): the person being interviewed

i would rather be the interviewee rather than interviewing someone else

by Sexydimma September 27, 2015

INTERVENSH

A term commonly associated with incompetent IB students who haven't completed their work.

"Yousif why can't you leave at 2:30?'
'I have INTERVENSH'
"Im sorry bro'

by wellgoddammit September 17, 2018

Fartuvial Intermission

The length of time between a person farting and when that fart is first smelled.

The fartuvial intermission was just long enough for Mike to slip below the pew in church, thus leaving his wife to take the blame for the foul smell.

by Stanley Sultanpuss January 3, 2009

fairchild wheeler interdistrict multi-magnet campus

A magnet high school in Bridgeport, CT, infamous for a strict dress code including lab coats. Often abbreviated to FCW, students will enroll to the school expecting to leave with scientific knowledge, only to find themselves suffering with long security (and lunch) lines, bad teachers, and strict management.

"Did you hear Johnny got into the Fairchild Wheeler Interdistrict Multi-magnet Campus thing? I hear he's suffering from depression since school started."

by FreddoMcEggo August 20, 2018

intershitsion

The act of taking a quick shit in the one minute intermission between games whilst playing online COD and being seated in time for the next game.

Just as the game of call of duty ends rufus decides its time for a intershitsion so he can take the jackson five for their diving lesson before his next game.

by McFisterson November 28, 2011