Girl 1: I had sex with The Incredible Halk last night.
Girl 2: The green guy?
Girl 1: No no no, the one who's last name is spelled with an "a."
Girl 2: Not with a "u?"
Girl 1: Correct. Except he actually was with me all last night.
Girl 2: Nice pun! High five!
Hollywood Halk: I'm gonna' slam both of you in the anuses if you call me The Incredible Halk again.
Both Girls: Sorry, Incredible Halk.

*Hollywood Halk unveils his bath robe*

Incredible Halk by Hollywood Halk October 6, 2008

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The incredible accusation industry

This Blame Game industry has taken over as the most prolific government-sponsored and subsidized occupation overtaking the driver occupation, which is presently being exposed as a religious cult. This industry encompasses paid accusers from almost every known federally regulated and subsidized occupation. All are guilty. My Bible says so. This is the Devine Sting operation creating truth self-evident.

I had hopes of going public with my Spiritual Health Foundation, a private 501c3 but it was taken by civil forfeiture by the Incredible Accusation Industry before I opened it to the public. This industry did not even specify or explain the nature of the accusations. It is fortunate that my investors only made pledges and no Bank accounts were taken. How is "NO OPPORTUNITY" considered "Equal opportunity" All true void of lies, has anyone evidence otherwise.

The incredible accusation industry by Spiritual-Master January 6, 2022

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Incredible

a.k.a. "Jon the Incredible," "Captain Jon the Incredible," "Increible," or "Incredible J," this refers to...well, Jon the Incredible. Originating from EBHS, the term is just another title for the World's Sexiest Pirate.

"Incredible doesn't need friends. He needs a mirror."

Incredible by Captain Jon the Incredible March 11, 2005

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