Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome

Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean

by TAC0799 October 7, 2020

indonesian blaster

A sexual faux pas wherein an individual sharts while receiving analingus.

“How did your date go last night?”
“It was going well until she gave me an indonesian blaster”

by Mulletmafia January 4, 2021

indonesian furries

a bunch of disgusting degenerates. The average indonesian furries you met mostly uses stolen protogen PFPs from google and mostly jokes about sex and being a faggot they often send pictures of their penises on NSFW discord servers while they are only 13-15.

defined
dude 1: yo dat furfag a degenerate he keeps saying that he loved penises n bragging about havin a boyfriend n sum shit he even send a picture of his own penis in discord and attracts a bunch of pedophiles even tho he is only 13 years old!
dude 2: i know. That's what an average indonesian furries does.

by satya987 November 7, 2021

Indonesian kevin

this is the name of a cold but kind hearted boy who like to act like they don't care for someone or something but they do secretly a boy with charming handsome face that like to be alone but once you are close with him they're loud and clumsy as a clown

you're like an Indonesian kevin

by Billyve123 November 22, 2021

Indonesian butt pluck

When you perform anole sex then using your fingers to pick up the excess fecal matter then smearing it on her stomach.

After head she let do the indonesian butt pluck.

by Brodythepimp June 15, 2022

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.

"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023

Indonesian Street Line Painter

When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.

I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.

by Juicy_Brucey1 June 28, 2023