Your mother

She's fat and dumb

Your mother's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has no choice but to go down!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Your mother

Is a big PB&J wrong in your ass

Your mother

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

Your Mother

me

Zelda, aka me, is your mother.

by beepbeepzelda July 27, 2022

Your mother

What someone says when asked what are you doing

Hey LeBron you suck, what are you doing
Your mother

by Thai-Jun August 14, 2015

Your mother.

Something polite you say when you dont know what too say

waiter: what would you like to eat?
you: hmmm, ill think about it. Your mother.

by material gworl xx January 19, 2022