one in the oven

a woman who is pregant

tracy that silly old sour faced tart shes got one in the oven

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

in the oven

slang: location of baby in a pregnant woman.

Susan has one in the oven. Molly is baking twins in the oven.

by courtney December 28, 2003

two in the one

Pooping in a urinal

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.

by SteveRules December 13, 2008

in the oven

when referring to a woman being pregnant... the oven is her utreus

"She's got a bun in the oven"
"Oh my god! Is she really PG?"
"When is she due?"

by natalie January 1, 2004

unknown in the oven

when a girl is pregnant with the love child of unknown, a notorious message board poster

Hey, you heard Picc's pregnancy test was positive? She must have an unknown in the oven.

by Hugh Jazzzzz January 19, 2008

Plums in the oven

A sexual act wherein a man places his testicles inside a woman's vagina.

*over heard from two builders*

"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

The ol' Sword in the Stone

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.

oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky

by D.J. Dildo March 15, 2010