Static in the Attic

When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.

Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.

by Celina Jade February 6, 2009

Attic Balls

When a man hasn't showered in a while and his ball sweat has dried to a pungent smell aroma reminiscent of a dusty attic.

Andy: "Dewey, I smell funky from skating all day and need to shower"
Tom: "I know, me too! I have attic balls!"

by the real b love January 22, 2009

Aktimoose Attic

the discord server

Aktimoose Attic

by Zydeu November 21, 2020

Cash in the Attic

1. Really tiresome UK daytime "entertainment" TV show,
where old farts who desperately need cash for mum's hip operation etc get a gay expert in bric-a-brac to poke about in their house saying things like "Ooh, we should be able to get you £35 for that salt cellar at auction". But it only goes for a fiver.

2. To ejaculate into a woman's mouth

"Hurry up Maureen, Cash in the Attic is about to start!"
"Thanks, but I'd rather drink bleach and set myself alight"

by PhilG November 29, 2007

attic fart

An unusually odorous and stale fart that seems to be pushed out from very high up in ones bowels. First used by Mike Clark of the Drew and Mike radio show on WRIF in Detroit, MI.

Was that your attic fart, or do you have a squirrel that died two weeks ago in your pocket?

by Shift_Master December 17, 2010

wide in the attic

Perceived to be demonstrating intelligence in an unfavorable arrogant way.

Dude, she thinks she knows everything! She's so wide in the attic.

by makeyourmomeatanapple May 23, 2011

Mopping the Attic

The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.

I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.

by big_bfb September 14, 2006