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Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.
Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia

liquid in my meat bag 

You yell this at your girl while you guys are fucking.
Dug- The liquid in my meat bag is about to explode!

Teresa- Oh yes baby, let it go!!!
liquid in my meat bag by MamaTitty November 30, 2016

Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box
Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos 

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos 

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"