Shit in me mouth

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

by slimalien March 14, 2020

dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."

Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.

by Trevis Smith August 30, 2008

dont look a gift horse in the mouth

meaning if something is free dont find the flaws in it.

one way to tell a horses age is by looking at the wear on his teeth , if someone gives you a horse theres a good chance it is old and you wont get much use out of it.

sam got a bike for christmas , but it wasnt the one he asked for .... "dont look a gift horse in the mouth"

by the_colt23 May 12, 2011

Fat juicy cock in my mouth

all i want right now.

“hey”
“don’t even talk to me all i want is some ‘fat juicy cock in my mouth’ right now”
“same bro, same...”

by Amikapearl69 April 1, 2021

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

Heaven in my mouth

When something tastes so OVER-THE-TOP delicious, that it can only be compared to heaven ( in your mouth of course ).

"Mmmmmm....This mac and cheese is like heaven in my mouth!"

by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009