not impress

The troll way of saying "I'm not impressed".

<Person 1> Dude, check out "x"!
<Person 2> not impress

by Faustuss April 8, 2010

impressionable

easily manipulated/"influenced"

College students are the most impressionable fuckers ever

by ahadahat November 18, 2015

impromptofu

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.

Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.

by impromptofu November 24, 2015

niagara falls impression

when one throws-up. Prone to happen after pregaming with appletinis.

Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON.

Jeremy is such a toolbox, he did his niagara falls impression all over Boston Pizza, ruining all his single friends chances with those ladies.

(Text): Ass-clown wake up for class! or are you too tired from showing everyone your niagara falls impression last night?

by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007

Imprefvicticious

describing something as having a sharp and dark design with bright and contrasting colored highlights.

So this Alduin is obviously very shiny, very glowy and you know, super imprefvicticious. The aesthetics are off the charts.

by World Eater August 9, 2017

tranquil impressionism

a new movement in the genre of impressionistic painting, in which colors and textures are blended together harmoniously to create various moods in the mind of the beholder.

Coined by William Dean A. Garner

Please see http://tranquilimpressionism.com

Tranquil impressionism paintings can be viewed here: http://tranquilimpressionism.com

by William Dean A. Garner March 28, 2009

impregnation kink

Being sexually aroused by the idea of impregnating someone.

getting someone pregnant turns you on, having an impregnation kink

by kinkydefiner January 26, 2022