Implosive Diarrhea

The exact opposite of explosive Diarrhea.

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!

by BassDefender May 15, 2015

important security message

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.

Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!

by Celifrog August 5, 2015

Import model

A type of model that usually models for the tuned import cars scene. Most of them are usually asian, some are caucassion though!

Guy1: Dude that import model is hot!
Guy2: Yea I wish she can model for my car..
Guy1: No man you drive a corvette! go home!!

by JJJJJJJJ4234 June 11, 2006

Impmon

The most badass Digimon to ever grace your Saturday morning cartoons. Takes shit from nobody, and won't hesitate to chuck a fireball at ur FACE.

Oh snap, Impmon just blew up that cop car with a fireball. That dudes badass. BADABOOM!

by Its Impmon Bitches October 27, 2010

n'importe quoi

french. meaning for whatever.

claire: "va te faire foutre!" (go fuck yourself!)
jean-paul: "n'importe quoi!" (whatever!)

by afterpartyboy April 17, 2005

Implonkus

The feeling you get when you put time and effort into organizing your thoughts into a lucid, coherent online message, and get a response that starts with "lol" and uses more smileys than punctuation marks.

Every time I try to say something worthwhile I just end up getting implonkus. I'm thinking of trying to argue offline.

by Kizor June 3, 2007

impopsicle

the offspring of the words impossible and popsicle,
although, it is usually used in the context of impossible

It would have been impopsicle for Mr. Peanut* to have impregnated our dog!

*Mr. peanut is a cartoon character used to help advertise Planters.

by |> King of Popsicles <| June 4, 2009