Impaired mental cognition

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.
by Roy Magnum September 09, 2010
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please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
by todd March 26, 2004
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ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.
That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.
by Gillybean February 22, 2015
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Neuro-impaired nimrod

A term to describe a person that is very stupid and cant do nothing because he is very dumb and decides to attack you in a pvp game and he gets jumped by 50 big hunky men
I was playing TSB and someone attacked a whole party, he is a Neuro-impaired nimrod. 50 big hunky men jumped him
by Papi travis the first November 15, 2023
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impairational

I had three beers during work and am fully impairational.
by charliehillside September 13, 2012
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Wanking Impaired

Not being able to wank
Jarra - I cant wank no more!! :o

Keira - Your so wanking impaired
by somerandompedo123456789 May 01, 2011
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Shelter impaired

To be homeless.
The county would not help me even though they knew I was shelter impaired.
by JennMe November 04, 2019
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