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Everything's illegal in Massachusetts

it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.
Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...

*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.
1. Something that is just not okay.
2. When an otherwise mentally sound person does something inconceivably retarded.
3. A person whos social ineptitude is rarely paralleled.
4. A person who wears socks and sandals and believes there is nothing wrong with it.
Jake's reverse mullet is entirely illegal.
Illegal by Josh O'Neill May 29, 2007

Illegal Owl Citizen 

A person who says that they love the one-man band Owl City but have only heard Fireflies or possibly Vanilla Twilight and Hello Seattle and think they they have the fucking right to call themselves Owl Citizens.
Sherry: I love Owl City so much! I'm such a big fan!
Carol: Really? What songs to do you have on your iPod, and which is your favorite?
Sherry: I have Hello Seattle, Fireflies, and Vanilla Twilight and I love them all!
Carol: Get the fuck out of my sight you Illegal Owl Citizen.

illegal gaylien

Ray tried to marry his partner but it was found out that his fellow shit stabber was an illegal gaylien.
illegal gaylien by paveratti March 16, 2008

illegal refill 

Whenever you order a water at a restaurant that allows you to dispense your own drink, and you sneakily and illegally fill up with a beverage that costs money.
Flee!!! I got an illegal refill and the crazy looking cashier from Quiznos is after us with his bread slicing tool.
illegal refill by Theofrid April 10, 2008

illegal alien 

1. an alien who does not have the necessary documents to be on earth.
2. illegal ownership of alien.
1. "Why's the alien so sad?"
"He's about to be launched into space because he is an illegal alien. That's why he is sad, and he will die."

2. "I have an alien at home."
"If you have an alien at home, he would be an illegal alien. You are not allowed to own aliens here."
illegal alien by Steamy Bunny August 28, 2022