functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

by someguy1985 November 7, 2015

fucking idiot furry

Chance or whatever his name is a furry. He is a retard and a idiot.

Chance is a fucking idiot furry

by FireDashPlayz April 25, 2022

fucking idiot furry

fox HEAt and velvet red and all stupid furrys.

opposite of heat = frost.

fucking idiot furry - Furrys who are fucking idiots.

by averagejoe#69123 April 20, 2022

Idiot Sandwich

A term said by a chef or one who makes food when referring to someone that is dumb

Gordon Ramsay: "WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT SANDWICH?"

by WitWhatSahSah June 4, 2017

Idiot head

The most absolutely devastating insult. This assures the recipients utter destruction of their very will to live. When this insult is used, the recipient's very atoms collapse in on themselves, forming a blackhole for a split second and then their meager existence is no more than an already fading memory and their immortal soul literally dies.

My dad said I was a disappointment, so I called him an idiot head.

by TravellingNoob November 8, 2018

National Idiots Day

National Idiots Day is on Dec 28th, It's an day when anyone who celebrates it is able to be an idiot without being yelled at. National Idiots day is all around the world 24/7 if you really think about but. But it really only On Dec 28th, And I'm truly sorry who is born on that day. Because you are now classified as an idiot.

"Look at Jenny Mom! She being a total Idiot for, National Idiots Day. Why can't I?"

by AnIdiotThemself April 23, 2019

idiot bait

(n) anything on television that only idiots would find interesting. (e.g. a reality show about Lindsay Lohan's mother.) 'Idiot bait' is used to lure in unsuspecting idiots, zapping them as soon as they click Record Entire Series on their Tivo, in order to remove them from the population. 'Idiot bait' is a population control method endorsed by President George W. Bush.

Person 1: Did you see that new show on television with Lindsay Lohan's mom? It looks like a car wreck.

Person B: Yeah, be careful with that. I think it's idiot bait. Your Tivo might zap you.

by Mike Grant October 23, 2007