idiot's dozen

An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.

He ate an idiot's dozen of cupcakes.

by Rhym September 15, 2017

idbitc

stands for “i don’t belong in this club”. the band WHY DONT WE, posted yesterday on instagram the abbreviation. hopefully this definition will help some limelights that are searching for the answer to what it means :)

DID YOU SEE #IDBITC ON WHY DONT WE’S INSTAGRAM POST? I WONDER WHAT IT MEANS!!!

by sMiLeY fAcE:) March 19, 2019

idiot plot

In literary criticism, idiot plot refers to "a plot which is kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot,"otherwise "they'd immediately figure out everything and the movie would be over."It is a narrative where its conflict comes from characters not recognizing, or not being told, key information that would resolve the conflict, often because of plot contrivance. The only thing that prevents the conflict's resolution is the character's constant avoidance or obliviousness of it throughout the plot, even if it was already obvious to the viewer, so the characters are all "idiots" in that they are too obtuse to simply resolve the conflict immediately.

(Taken from Wikipedia... Credit them not me.)

Dude! You saw School Days? MAN! THE IDIOT PLOT WAS STRONG IN THAT SHOW.

by The One Idiot November 3, 2012

National Slap an Idiot Day

Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November

You find an idiot.

You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!

Oh no! You slapped yourself

by Yasmin Abela November 5, 2019

A fucking idiot furry

Idiots that hate vince

An example of a fucking idiot furry is frost fox

by Vince's favorite person June 15, 2022

Idioteque

A kick ass song by Radiohead

I had an ephiphany when I was blowed off hash and listening to Idioteque.

by heather March 24, 2005

Educated Idiot

An Educated Idiot is a person that went to college, but is dumber than a rock. The Educated Idiot feels like he/she is smart, but they screw up everything they get involved in. They have a hard time getting dressed, driving a car, or eating. Only the parents are proud of their Educated Idiot children mainly because they themselvs are also Educated Idiots.

That guy at work has a degree but he's not able to do anything. He must be an educated idiot.

by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009