another version of the the american dream. A dream where furniture is good quality for a low price. The Ikea Dream is the dream to live in an apartment/house when all the furniture cost less than $5000 for the whole apartment/house.
bob: hey nice furniture. It looks expensive. I thought you were broke.
sam: yeah I'm living the Ikea Dream. My living room only cost $1000
bob: wow no way!
sam: ya way. my couch was $500. Suck on that bitches!
sam: yeah I'm living the Ikea Dream. My living room only cost $1000
bob: wow no way!
sam: ya way. my couch was $500. Suck on that bitches!
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A furniture company that sends delivery men to your house, whose real purpose is to take a huge dump in your toilet.
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1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
3. a traffic jam which backs up onto the highway caused by an influx of potential IKEA customers, often resulting in the closure of an offramp
4. a derogatory phrase used by locals in describing the traffic and disoriented and discourteous drivers an IKEA store brings to local roads because of definition 3
1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
3. a traffic jam which backs up onto the highway caused by an influx of potential IKEA customers, often resulting in the closure of an offramp
4. a derogatory phrase used by locals in describing the traffic and disoriented and discourteous drivers an IKEA store brings to local roads because of definition 3
1. Look at the customers' faces! It's IKEA madness!
2. John had IKEA madness and bought a small BILLY shelving unit to assemble at home himself.
3. We should should get off of Route 24 before the IKEA madness at exit 19B.
4. I was late to practice today because of IKEA madness that was blocking my street. They wouldn't let us out.
2. John had IKEA madness and bought a small BILLY shelving unit to assemble at home himself.
3. We should should get off of Route 24 before the IKEA madness at exit 19B.
4. I was late to practice today because of IKEA madness that was blocking my street. They wouldn't let us out.
by Theseus January 22, 2006
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A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
by lingus among July 29, 2008
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Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch
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