Herring

Afro'd White man with an unhealthy interest in children, and asian porn.
Epically fails at guitar and most social situations.

'Id watch it if i were you, you've had a herring following you all the way from school'

'There's a herring with a telescope in that window'

'Stop trying to do something you suck at, your being such a herring'

by Noturmum February 5, 2010

her

Northern Ireland countryboy/cultchie term, presumably derived as a shortening of "whore", used as an insult or exclaimation of pain.

"The her took all me money!"

"(having hit one's hand with a hammer) ah ye fuckin' her ye"

by Norn Iron October 24, 2005

nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.

My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.

by bt February 27, 2003

hump her and dump her

v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again

guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!

by Negrodamis789 August 20, 2006

bang her and hang her

When 2 people fuck and then the guy leaves her
Synonym: Hit it and Quit it

Scott talked to taylor but he just wanted to bang her and hang her

by Tom Koz September 24, 2003

her

When used in lyrics by artists with known drug habits/addictions - her will undoubtedly be interpreted by shallow moron fans as a reference to heroin. See Elliot Smith, Alice in Chains if you don't believe.

"'everything Reminds me of Her' is obviously referring to Heroin - Fan-Missing-Chromosome-18"

by Happelshmatz September 3, 2005

Uncork her then pork her

"Uncork her then pork her" refers to the removal of a girl's tampon and then inserting your dick in its place. This is always done with caution.

Yo, you think Sarisha is on her period? Cuz if she iz, Ima uncork her then pork her.

by Lindsay Martinez May 27, 2008