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I'll eat your cat 

person who wants to eat your cat #emo
cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE 

Well, it's simple : -face-

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

i'm gonna eat your foot 

A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.

May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."

To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.
I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!

I want to eat your pancreas 

An anime film that can make you cry in 2 seconda,its very sad and talks about love.dont Watch it in crying rn
X:DID you see i want to eat your pancreas
X:shut the f up please i dont want to cry more

I want to eat your pancreas 

Dont see that anime if you want to cry.I want to eat your pancreas Is AN anime that Is 1:48 hours long,It talks about love and two best Friends.I cried k..
I want to eat your pancreas:Is like a medicine invented by Sakura,if your stomach hurts eat a stomach ecc...

i want to eat your hair 

a phrase that should never be said by anyone
person 1 : Zamn, shes 12 😍
person 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 all in unison : I want to eat your hair.