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I'd wear a hat on a day like that 

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.
- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

That’s what I like 

A popular song that is used to torture a 17 year old gremlin child whose laugh took away Prince Philips last canonic life. This song has an amazing TikTok style clip.
Person 1: let’s have a look at YouTube
Person 2: why is there a clip of A little gremlin singing that’s what I like

Person 1: idk man let’s watch it
Person 3 (who watches said gremlin): please don’t-
Song: JUMP-
Person 3: immediately starts to lip sync

I don't roll like that 

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.
I don't roll like that by Ant February 18, 2004

i don't play like that 

Not sure what it means but it sounds cool to say. Mostly the same meaning as "I don't play", "i don't play games" or "I'm not joking I'm serious so don't mess with me".

I first heard it from Stevie Emerson on YouTube.
i don't play like that by hungrydude February 21, 2023

I needed that like a hole in my head 

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.
The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that. 

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.