Mass Hysteria

A dude who says shit like they are reading to the friggin' Queen. A guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.

Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"

Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.

Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.

Student one: "Whoa man! Check out the rack on that chick! Titty-fuck that bitch!"

Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"

Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"

by Jack and Jasmin September 14, 2007

Excel Hysteria

A lucid state experienced after a large number of hours spent working solely on Excel spreadsheets.

Susie's Excel Hysteria caused her to reorganize all the objects on and around my desk, along with painting a picture on her lab notebook using solely coffee grinds.

by jziggy November 3, 2008

Hoosier Hysteria

The term used to describe residents of Indiana who show how much they support the team that they love-The Indiana Hoosiers.

That Hoosier Hysteria is sweeping the country! Those Hoosiers are such BEASTS!

by B-Town Hoosier March 8, 2012

Masterba hysteria

When the number of dicks exceeds the number of chicks in an online chat room or random people chat such as Chatroulette or Omegle.

Whoa bro this chat rooms a masterba hysteria for dicks.

by xiloveb November 2, 2010

mascu-hysteria

Function: Noun

Etymology: masculine, hysteria

1 : male-centric behavior exhibiting overwhelming or unmanageable fear or emotional excess particularly regarding modern day women, feminism and feminists.

Charles mascu-hysteria is evident in his excessive fear of feminism and the modern day woman.

by Seen It All July 31, 2006

Mask Hysteria

When some countries insist that their citizens continue to don a mask in public squares even if they have been fully vaccinated just in case they might still get infected or reinfected or infect others, although the chances of that happening are pretty low—their non-scientific decisions are often based on intuition or overcaution or irrational fear.

With vaccination in full swing in many developed countries, and with declining infection and mortality rates, isn’t it mere mask hysteria that authorities mandate that inoculated folks continue to wear masks both indoor and outdoor for the sake of those who refuse or have yet to be jabbed?

by MathPlus June 23, 2021

Mask hysteria

Panic buying and hoarding to the point of depriving others of surgical masks in the event of a flu outbreak such as the recent Novel Corona virus crisis.

Mask hysteria has broken out in Singapore as kiasu locals have snapped up all available stocks of N95 masks depriving others of adequate protection.

by Sheldon Trollope February 8, 2020