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Homersexual

A person who finds the most attractive qualities for a man to have is obesity, baldness and odd skin color (especially yellow).
Marge is a homersexual
by Tiitie guy April 1, 2015
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Hopesexual

When you are a simp for Hope Andrea Mikaelson
by Josie Saltzman January 11, 2021
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Homersexual

opposite of homosexual.
so much as to be cool.
deffinetly not a victor!!haha
Homer is a Homersexual. So is Nick and Victor
by Vomer January 17, 2008
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Hyposexual

Hyposexual- more commonly known as HSDD is hypoactive sexual desire disorder. Although many people haven’t heard of it, HSDD has been known to the medical community for decades.
Hyposexual (HSDD) is a disorder that’s causes

Lawyers to get rich especially in a legally bound relationship where one partner is infected with, contracts, acquires or comes down with said disorder. This disorder has no incubation period. Immediately your partner will have a complete disregard for your needs and immediately you have a green light to cheat like lance Armstrong.

“When a person steals your SO (significant other), there is no better revenge than to let them keep them”
by PHIZZZLEterm September 20, 2019
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hyperasexual

A contradictory symptom, manifested by the lack of pleasure in sexual activity, with excessive physical capacity for this. It develops in people taking SSRI antidepressants and anabolic steroids.
-"Hey boy! Would you like to go on date to have sex with me?
- "Sure, but later. Let's be friends, for a three months in the beginning"
- "You are a strange... Why?"
- "I am hyperasexual. I can and want but can't and do not want"
by Jay Tee September 15, 2022
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homersexual

Guy 1: "Don't you think Lisa Simpson is so hot in that scene"
Guy 2: "Dude she's like nine. And also not real"
Guy 3: "Nah dude it's cool i identify as homersexual"
by pansexualrabbit June 12, 2015
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Homersexual

A male who enjoys normal sex with his female wife.
I guess I'm just a homersexual.
by Henry Beemis August 28, 2016
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