hypothetical

syn: nerd

Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"

by Grae March 13, 2004

hypothetical slut

person who plays out relations, especially intimate relations, with several potential mates.

Person 1: I was thinking about getting with this one guy but what if this other guy wants to do something? And then I was thinking that this other guy sounded interested but I have to think about it all of this.
Person 2: Wow...you're such a hypothetical slut!

by The King of The World September 9, 2006

hypothetical dilf

Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)

Person 1: Alex Turner is so hot
Person 2: Omg yes! He's a hypothetical dilf

by godsandmonsters666 May 1, 2021

Hypopathetical

Something imaginary that is also totally lame, stupid, silly or just downright ludicrous. Whether the implication be made for the purpose of comedy or analogy, if it's something that would have been better left unsaid, it's hypopathetical.

"Of course, it's not true, it's a hypopathetical situation. When do any of my scenarios make sense? I hereby declare myself the King of Hypopathetical." -Kenny on his dissertation about how four monkeys with swords could kill a dragon.

by Mr.Phoenix September 11, 2009

Non-hypothetical

referring to anything that is real and not hypothetical. More specifically, refers to the antics of four friends with a webcomic, known as 'non-hypothetically speaking'.

www.non-hypotheticallyspeaking.jimdo.com

in a non-hypotetical way, that was awesome.

non-hypothetically speaking, that was hot.

by N-HS July 22, 2009

hypothetically fucked

when a married milf tells you she would hypothetically have sex with you.. considering she's above average looking with nice breasts.. consider yourself fucked.

i totally got hypothetically fucked last night brah

by b1g kickn January 20, 2011

Hypathetic

The particular type of sympathy that is felt when a celebrity or celebrity wanna be is in seemingly tragic circumstances while at the same time has large amounts of hype about them being generated in media coverage.

I would like to feel sympathetic towards all who claim to have been Tiger Woods' lover, but I feel more hypathetic because of how popular the media has made them.

Couchgoer 1: Dude, I have so sympathy for all of these poor (insert participators of a celebrity scandal) you know?
Couchgoer 2: I don't know man, I'm feelin more hypathetic. Just look at all of the coverage they get.

by risingtide December 20, 2009