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Port Huron

A place where all the drug dealers are, Where all the fights are , where the big booty bitches are and some flat booty bitches are, where most of the kids there are on probation.
John : Did you hear about Joe he has that ounce of gorilla glue

Josh: No way he must be from port Huron
by p_u_s_s_y April 28, 2020
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Port Huronitis

The ailment of being located in or around the city of Port Huron. It commonly affects the natives, but can be easily spread to foreigners. It most acutely affects young people from the age of 13-25.

Symptoms include boredom, cabin fever, sitting at home, "shootin the shit," sleeping for long periods or at odd hours, creeping, and logging on to Facebook for extended periods of time.

This ailment is incurable, however temporary remedies (some may consider them as Symptoms) include: going for long drives, drinking in ones basement with other natives, smoking alot of weed, visiting Danielle Drive, attending grad parties, "beachin it," reading, educating one's self, or GTFO to college.
Male Native 1: "So whats going on tonight?"

Male Native 2: "Don't ask me bro, I've had a case of Port Huronitis lately"

Male Native 1: "Damn, well shake that off and lets go to the 4H fair or to Lakeside Beach to find some females"

Male Native 2: "That'd be dope"
by blehbla492 August 20, 2010
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humonstrous

Insanely large. Something that takes up an excessive and unneccessary amount of room. Usually silences people at first sight. Some people may feel uncomfortable being around something like this, due to their inability to divert their eyes... cuz everywhere they look, its there.


Synonym: HUMUNGORRR!
I was at a party and someone called my name. When i turned around, my humonstrous muscles knocked some chinese guy down from across the room. He tried to kung fu me, but then i just pointed at my muscles and he backed away.
by JSnake September 4, 2005
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Houton

the only ones who know who is better in the pirate verses ninja debate...they have kept this secret for centuries and aren't going to tell the rest of society now
the houtons are a secret alliance
by emi-b-ninja October 24, 2009
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Hutton

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Loves to laugh, joke, and live life to the fullest. Is the most wonderful friend you can ever have. Is generally the best lover a woman could find. Has tremendously handsome features and always meets other people's needs before his. If you can find a Hutton to date, don't waste any time, because he will change your life forever.
Hutton is a synonym for 'angel'.
by SnookieToosh101 November 11, 2010
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Hutton

Carribean Male that looks exactly like a sheep. With a large afro.
Adam - Omg look at hutton.
Will- Dude he looks just like a sheep.
Adam- He pWns.
Will- How bigs his afro now?
by Holty191 September 7, 2005
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Oliver James Hutson

by Tiffany Broussard October 8, 2003
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