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Turd Hurdle

A turd hurdle is something that is bad or of annoyance that needs be gotten over.
If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.
by riccroccman July 3, 2014
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Sniz Hurdle

A Sniz Hurdle is where you sniff your nose and make that loud, annoying grunting sound.
I walked passed John's room, and I herd him do this horrible Sniz Hurdle
by StixCGS September 21, 2017
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Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!
Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."
by senatoninn September 29, 2024
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Man hurdling

The act of leapfrogging another male or female and landing your penis in inside the females vagina finnishing in the doggystyle position.
Dude last night kyle and i were man hurdling the red head from the party
by BigDaddyRydogg6969 June 5, 2018
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pig hurdling

Is a new event in the Redneck Olympics, where u line up hogs, and the participant (redneck) sprints and jumps over the pigs to win.
yo richard lets practice some pig hurdling for the next race.
by ihugyftdt March 4, 2011
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Urban Hurdles

The act of jumping a fence while running from the police.
Jerome had to run the urban hurdles to elude the police last night.
by R_Shoots August 15, 2012
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hurdle

hur·dle "An obstacle or difficulty." Also pronounced "her-tell."
"They did it again? The hurdle?"

"Might as well get it out of their systems."
by neffjake2 July 12, 2023
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