If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.
by riccroccman July 03, 2014
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).
I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.
by JayAddy September 25, 2023
The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!
Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"
Me:"... homie hopper... "
Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"
Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."
Me:"... homie hopper... "
Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"
Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."
by senatoninn September 30, 2024
Is a new event in the Redneck Olympics, where u line up hogs, and the participant (redneck) sprints and jumps over the pigs to win.
by ihugyftdt February 18, 2011
by StixCGS September 22, 2017
by Teddy Geisel June 14, 2011
The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass
Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.
Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
by Captain Neck February 05, 2015