Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

by senatoninn September 29, 2024

Turd Hurdle

A turd hurdle is something that is bad or of annoyance that needs be gotten over.

If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.

by riccroccman July 3, 2014

Throat Hurdling

When someone attempts an oral challenge greater then they have tried in the past.

Cindy went to far with that porn star throat hurdling his massive wiener.

by Chatta Bob July 9, 2023

Hurdles

Carlos’ penis

Man I loved having hurdles in my meeouth

by anonymous July 30, 2021

Urban Hurdles

The act of jumping a fence while running from the police.

Jerome had to run the urban hurdles to elude the police last night.

by R_Shoots August 15, 2012

rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person

Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.

by Teddy Geisel June 13, 2011

pig hurdling

Is a new event in the Redneck Olympics, where u line up hogs, and the participant (redneck) sprints and jumps over the pigs to win.

yo richard lets practice some pig hurdling for the next race.

by ihugyftdt March 4, 2011