Urban Hurdles

The act of jumping a fence while running from the police.

Jerome had to run the urban hurdles to elude the police last night.

by R_Shoots August 15, 2012

turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).

I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.

by JayAddy September 25, 2023

pig hurdling

Is a new event in the Redneck Olympics, where u line up hogs, and the participant (redneck) sprints and jumps over the pigs to win.

yo richard lets practice some pig hurdling for the next race.

by ihugyftdt March 4, 2011

turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass

Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!

by Captain Neck February 5, 2015

hurdle

hur·dle "An obstacle or difficulty." Also pronounced "her-tell."

"They did it again? The hurdle?"

"Might as well get it out of their systems."

by neffjake2 July 12, 2023

rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person

Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.

by Teddy Geisel June 13, 2011

Throat Hurdling

When someone attempts an oral challenge greater then they have tried in the past.

Cindy went to far with that porn star throat hurdling his massive wiener.

by Chatta Bob July 9, 2023