hugging a tree

Smoking Weed

we’re hugging a tree! wanna come?

by TheTreeHugger May 15, 2020

hugginism

the act of saying the most outlandish things without thinking and/or things that can easily be taken out of context and you never hear the end of it

often followed by “don’t take that out of context!!”

examples being:

“keep this up and we’ll take it to the upper gym to have some fun”
“give one to the butcheek boy!”
“can you stuff things inside me?”
“that sounds like the new std!”

a: gimme dem balls
a: god that was such a hugginism

by butcheek-boy-fanclub May 18, 2022

double hulix

A couple that spends all their time intertwined and cuddling while watching Hulu or Netflix.

Matt and Rachel and such a double hulix, neither one was left the bed since they started watching "Party Down."

by sotruesotrue April 22, 2011

Hugging Cow

A hugging cow is a hamburger patty wrapped in pastrami on a hamburger bun. See Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill

I can't decide between a pastrami sandwich and a hamburger, I think I'll get both and have a hugging cow.

by Bugsy Seagull January 15, 2010

Hugi

A guy WHO fucked your mom wit a huge dick

“Call in huge cock hugi”

by Pussyslay June 2, 2018

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

Fudged His Huggies

When a baby poops in their diaper...more specifically, in their Huggies.

"I'll have to call you back Sandra, something smells terrible and I'm pretty sure the baby just fudged his huggies."

by k-mil April 29, 2008