Eye-hurt

A visible object that hurts your brain when viewed. This could be an ugly-ass girl/guy, or a crappy piece of art.

- Dave: Yo dude, did you see Gretchen?
Lance: Yeah man, she's a whole lot of eye-hurt.

Or:

- Me: Damn website font is eye-hurt!

by Colorado Hitler June 11, 2010

The Big Hurt

The original core of The Big Hurt began On Kent Island, MD in 1998. Early on, Billy Martin, Will Sutton, Tim Johnson and Frank Kanady began to fuse elements of Rock with Reggae, Funk, Acid Jazz, Ska, Punk and Dancehall with Drum-n-Bass, Go Go and Hip Hop Beats. A couple of chance responses to “musician wanted” ads brought veterans Jamie Kelley and Matt Costello to the fold and right away an amazing chemistry took form. Joe Mysko joins as keyboardist in 2007, who not only brings the most experience to the band but also gives many new directions and possibilities. The result is a sound that can be attributed to a wide variety of musical influences, improvisational skill, and a simple love for GOOD MUSIC.

taken from bighurtband dot com

The Big Hurt is the best live band EVER!!!!

by AlehandroX July 31, 2007

Hubertus

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.

Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!

by ElGobo January 19, 2019

hurtededed

The word someone uses to express the maximum pain a person can feel

I got hurtededed really bad

by ItsYaBoiFatBoiSSE February 18, 2018

Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018

Hertel

An individual who does not have any sense of pride or self-respect. They are easily influenced by those around them and rarely stand their ground. They can also be described as “clingy simps.” Their opinion carries no value whatsoever. This person does not wear the pants in the relationship; lacks dominant/masculine traits, i.e. a cuck. He also lacks integrity or any type of honor.

That nigga andrew is just a hertel bro

by 201jc July 27, 2023

stummy hurt

When you have so much money you can rub your stomach with it and say “my stummy hurt”

Playboi carti is rubbing his stomach with a bunch of money saying “my stummy hurt”.

by Yung Millah July 13, 2018