angry hubert

When a male finds a hot girl on myspace/facebook and plans to "meet up" with her. At the meeting, the unfortunate male discovers that the pictures were lies, and he is confronted by a 60 year old Hilary Clinton look-alike. The Angry Hubert is when the aforementioned hag begins to molest him.

Dude, myspace molestation goes both ways! Jimmy just got the angry hubert last night!! He's been puking blood ever since.

by random122387 December 19, 2007

t hubert

Guy who is a light skin god. Big dick. And the hottest you'll ever meet. Watch out ladies

Did you see T Hubert?! HE IS SO HOT

by littymcknitty March 22, 2017

Brile Hubert

Kinda cute but a little bitch. Shes a loyal friend but a big hoe. I love her tho

"Hey Brile Hubert!" "Yes?" "You a bitch!!"

by Coochie Hoe April 27, 2019

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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

Hubert

A guy who spends all of his hard earned co-op money, lives pay-check to pay-check, always up for weekend plans, into "nice" things, in love in Taylor Swift, and is an excellent ski instructor.

Ugh, I have been such a Hubert the past few months. I have to cut back on my expenses!

by ihloh January 25, 2012

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This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Hubert

Sexy motherfucker with a big dick, if you are friends with a hubert then you better suck his dick or miss out on his bomb dick

Me:hey have you seen the new kid
Friend: yeah his names hubert so i cant wait to hop on his dick

by eatthatpussy4456849 June 11, 2018