mr.howitz

The best teacher u can have and talks about real life and doesn’t hide shit from you and actually teaches you and isn’t scared to roast u.Best teacher in 8 grade respect

Mr.Howitz roasted Nick k

by lolssxs October 3, 2019

housitosis

When a house has a funky smell.

I walked into his house and it smelled really gross; it had a bad case of housitosis.

by Daisyness November 12, 2011

Howzit

Abbrev:How's it going

Howzit(How's it going) Dave?

by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003

Howitzer

The common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving shit bullet that chips the bowl

He drunkenly fell off the crapper and howitzered through the stall wall where the shit shrapnel got lodged in the occupant's leg

by joshster August 12, 2007

Hows it Fly?

Another term for whats up. Its preceded by something bad.

"Hey hows it fly?" said the boy "Like a Furfag with mange" said the other boy.

by Burn Fang the Basher September 11, 2010

hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016

Howzitgarn

The common greeting of the Bevan, Howzitgarn is the shortened, one word abbreviation of 'how are you going' used predominantly in the western suburbs by people called shazza, gazza and Bazza. It is pronounced out of the side of the mouth with a strong nasal tone.

The plural form is also used - 'Howyousegarn?'

Howzitgarn? got any winnie blues?

by SuperZac June 29, 2006