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Henry Houdini

An illusionist and escapist among other things. He died from being punched in the stomache by the strongest man that ever lived. He is the only man who can escape a blackhole.
Henry Houdini just saved Stephen Hawkings from a blackhole! WOAH!
by Higmo February 3, 2009
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alaskan houdini

when you are fucking a girl form behind while she is facing a window you stop fucking her. then your friend takes over and she thinks you are still fucking her. You go outside and go to the window and yell surprise!
OMG I was startled when tom pulled an alaskan houdini on me.
by p8ntballer mike April 3, 2009
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Houdini

Houdini - (noun) An individual who pulls a disappearing act. (adj.) The act of "disappearing."
Everything seemed to be going great in the relationship, then Michael "pulled a Houdini" - meaning he simply disappeared. He stopped calling, texting, sending emails, visiting, etc.

It is what IMMATURE men and women do when they are no longer interested in pursuing a relationship with someone - very similar to children who "pull a Houdini" and disappear while walking through the department store with their mothers.
by FraggleRockQueen June 17, 2012
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Bikini Houdini

When an obese or overweight female is wearing a string bikini and her straps disappear in between her fat rolls giving an optical illusion that the bikini is not tied on.
Look over there and check out that "Bikini Houdini." That fat ass woman is wearing a bikini, but I can't see any of the straps because her backfat and fupa are covering the strings.
by megajewel January 23, 2010
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the houdini

ok, the real definition is this: You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is fucking me!!!?"....hillarity ensues
Remember that bitch we gave the houdini too?...she is sueing us for rape...how funny is that!!!? :-)
by Nick "the houdini" Riccio March 28, 2004
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houdini punch

A combination of the Houdini and the Donkey Punch. This is the act in which, during doggystle sexual intercourse, the penetrating man spits (or pours warm yogurt) on his partner's back, causing the partner to believe the man has "finished." Upon the partner's turn of the head, the man forcibly socks his partner upside the head and then proceeds to manually release his cumload in his partner's face.
(gay version) Matt's eye was swollen for a week after Len houdini punched his ass.

(non-gay version) I houdini punched that bitch for no good reason at all.
by houdini punching king July 24, 2008
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Harry Houdini

A sexual act where a guy is having sex with a girl doggie-style and is about ready to blow his load. He spits on the girl's back so that she'll think he's done. She turns around, never suspecting that the guy has his loaded piece ready to go. The guy then spunks right in the girl's eyes and he disappears quicker than Harry Houdini.
Man, I was screwing this chick last night, but I didn't want to get tied up in post-sex conversation. I utilized the infamous "Harry Houdidi" and got the heck out of there.
by Big Flexy September 12, 2003
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