Holocaustianity refers to various argued similarities between beliefs in the politically correct version of the Holocaust and religious beliefs.
Anton: "what did you mean by that saying that the Holocaust is a religion, Mr. Grigory?"
Grigory: "Holocaustianity constitute a lay religion with its own dogma, commandments, decrees, prophets, high priests and Saints: St Anne (Frank), St Simon (Wiesenthal), St Elie (Wiesel). It has its holy places, its rituals and its pilgrimages. It has its temples and its relics (bars of soap, piles of shoes, etc.), its martyrs, heroes, miracles and miraculous survivors (millions of them), its golden legend and its righteous people. Auschwitz is its Golgotha, Hitler is its Satan. It dictates its law to the nations. Its heart beats in Jerusalem, at the Yad Veshem monument. It is a new religion that has enjoyed a meteoric growth since World War II."
Grigory: "Holocaustianity constitute a lay religion with its own dogma, commandments, decrees, prophets, high priests and Saints: St Anne (Frank), St Simon (Wiesenthal), St Elie (Wiesel). It has its holy places, its rituals and its pilgrimages. It has its temples and its relics (bars of soap, piles of shoes, etc.), its martyrs, heroes, miracles and miraculous survivors (millions of them), its golden legend and its righteous people. Auschwitz is its Golgotha, Hitler is its Satan. It dictates its law to the nations. Its heart beats in Jerusalem, at the Yad Veshem monument. It is a new religion that has enjoyed a meteoric growth since World War II."
by MickTheGoat September 7, 2023
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Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."
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a terrible event, where 6 million jews from al different ages were killed because they were different.
bobby: did you hear about the holocaust that happened during world war|| in 1939-1941?
felicia: yes of course! it was that terrible event where hitler killed millions of jews!
bobby: OMG that’s terrible!
felicia: yes, i know. i wish it never happend
felicia: yes of course! it was that terrible event where hitler killed millions of jews!
bobby: OMG that’s terrible!
felicia: yes, i know. i wish it never happend
by stupid imbicile May 7, 2022
Get the holocaust mug.The juggalo holocaust has sparked much interest in the Juggalo/Juggalette family. So far, 20-25 juggalos have been shot and killed whereas 6 juggalettes have been raped. Rumor has it that this "Juggalo Holocaust" started in Beerfest '04. The attackers are said to wear the initials 'JH' on their shoes, shirts, and some even had bandanas. Any juggalo or juggalette that spots someone with these intials need to stay in large groups and in very lit areas. Be aware of everyone and stay down with the clown. Dont let these idiots stop us.
by David D. Davidson June 22, 2008
Get the juggalo holocaust mug.Turkey Holocaust Day is AKA Thanksgiving Day. This is because it is the day where we celebrate the mass execution of turkeys. After we execute them we then proceed to eat them and give thanks for all the good in our lives. It is celebrated in Canada on October 13 and in the United States of America on November 27.
Jimmy: Have a good Turkey Holocaust Day!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!
by BAPE N' APES January 11, 2008
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Juggalo's claim to not be a gang but they never fight their own battles so they get their juggalo "homies" to fight for them.
The Juggalo Holocaust is a good thing its people grouping up and taking out the groups of juggalos.
AND IT IS REAL!.
Juggalo's claim to not be a gang but they never fight their own battles so they get their juggalo "homies" to fight for them.
The Juggalo Holocaust is a good thing its people grouping up and taking out the groups of juggalos.
AND IT IS REAL!.
"man mcl f**k haters juggablow for life" -juggalo
"F**k that! JUGGALO HOLOCAUST!" -savior
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"Icp rules im a juggalo" -Little dirty kid with no friends
"well the juggalo holocaust is here" -savior
"thats not real" little dirty kid again
"how do you think your brother died?" -savior
"tumor!" - dirty kid
"nah it was this" -savior
*takes the kid out*
"F**k that! JUGGALO HOLOCAUST!" -savior
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"Icp rules im a juggalo" -Little dirty kid with no friends
"well the juggalo holocaust is here" -savior
"thats not real" little dirty kid again
"how do you think your brother died?" -savior
"tumor!" - dirty kid
"nah it was this" -savior
*takes the kid out*
by TheTruther1 July 14, 2009
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Guy: Ay man, that party last night was off the hook!
Captain Killjoy: No, its "Hey", the party was "great", and that "man" has a name you know!
Guy: You see, this is why I piss in your apple juice faithfully every week. Take me in for another grammar holocaust and I'm leaving your proper ass home next time.
grammar douche ass-hat
Captain Killjoy: No, its "Hey", the party was "great", and that "man" has a name you know!
Guy: You see, this is why I piss in your apple juice faithfully every week. Take me in for another grammar holocaust and I'm leaving your proper ass home next time.
grammar douche ass-hat
by Mc Mondo Michaels September 1, 2011
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