Hotsexual

An individual who is solely attracted to hot individuals. Hotsexuals cannot body shame people as this goes against their sexual orientation.

Friend 1: “I’ve never seen Joel pull a girl below an 8”
Friend 2: “Well that’s because he’s a hotsexual and can’t date anyone who isn’t hot.”

by Theman.notthemythorlegendtho July 14, 2021

Reclusive homosexuality

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

Homosexual

Me.

I am homosexual

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Hobosexual

Someone who enters relationship so they are no longer homeless.

Yo boy Dee Lover is baddest hobosexual ever met girl and the same night he moved in her apartment.

by Klover324 July 24, 2019

Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018

holosexual

A sexuality that hasn't been acknowledged by the general public

have you seen simplynailogical's new video? cause I think I'm a holosexual.

by D@rth V@d3r November 20, 2016

closet homosexual

Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan simply won't admit he's a closet homosexual.

by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk October 17, 2008