horseshoe-pillow

The act of "ultimate female-chest-sharing" by an amply-endowed lady while canoodling in bed with her snuggle-bunny. It begins with both cuddlers facing each other and the guy's re-positioning his pillow down on the bed a little ways so that he can nestle his head up underneath the gal's chin; he then gently lifts the gal's "upper" boob and settles his neck deep into her cleavage so that his face and neck are totally surrounded by the luscious warm softness of the gal's throat and bountiful chest-pillows. It has to actually be experienced to fully appreciate how truly "past heavenly" this position feels.

One of the nicest things about a horseshoe-pillow is that the gal doesn't hafta make virtually any effort herself to create it, and so she can easily perform it even if she's dead-tired --- all she has to do is merely lie on her side and allow the guy to nestle up to her chest and cradle his neck in between her boobs; he can then savor the dreamily-euphoric experience for a long period of time, even long after she's fallen fast asleep.

by QuacksO July 8, 2018

horseshoe lip

pack in rubbing tobacco to the point where it extends completely around the lip from side to side, thus forming a horseshoe like shape with your lip. Usually the shape of the lip with someone who has an excessive amount of rubbing tobacco (ie skoal, copenhagen) in their lip

Mike has a horseshoe lip in right now.
I am gonna go back after this test and pack a horseshoe.

by Adam Bucci April 16, 2008

horseshoe fandango

After the Great Ban of June 2006 on the Weebls-Stuff Forums, this was a word that, whenever used in the Cheese Bin, everyone not banned would pretend it was a funny joke made during the sentence of the banned forumites in order to make them feel left out.

Mr Salek: Hey guys, remember Horseshoe Fandango?
Other forumite: Lol! That was so funny!

by Mr Salek June 29, 2006

horseshoe

The primary component of the hardwear male enhancer. Specifically a U shaped metal fitting that is worn on the male genital package, chiefly around the penis and scrotum, but alternately on the penis shaft or the head, just behind the glans penis.

Worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the penis in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state.

Worn in conjunction with its companion clip for sex, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.

See also hardwear.

I’ve been wearing this horseshoe on my dick all day and it feels great and it makes me show bigger in my jeans.

by Big Dante March 9, 2007

Horseshoe

Using a double ended dildo in a women's Vagina and her anus at the same time; the shape of a double dildo bent into a women's Vag and Anus

OH, Man... did you see that porn where she horseshoed that double dildo

by Jeb Cotton December 13, 2006

lucky horseshoe

When you pick up a hooker, take her to a stall in the ladies washroom, and fuck her from behind while she rails coke off the toilet seat.

I was giving Candy a lucky horseshoe in the bathroom when she OD'd. I finished off though.

by Felix Cartal November 26, 2006

Horseshoe Marriage

A marriage between first-cousins. The marriage is considered a "horseshoe" marriage due to the marriage's connection in a marriage resembling a horseshoe on a family tree (the daughter of one side connects to the parents of the son of his parents as the parents have blood-sibling relations.

"Hey Dave, did you hear that Bryan's marrying Rachel?"

"Yeah man, it's a horseshoe marriage though so they might have to get married in another state."

"Damn man, incest..."

by Sir Cosby Sweater March 5, 2014