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hornyfying 

Yo listening to you mum is so "hornyfying"
hornyfying by LocalBedwarsCarry April 11, 2021

Constinuous Horniness. 

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.
Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.

Second Hand Horniness 

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions
I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

Schrodinger's horniness 

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny
P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

global hornying 

global hornying could make the earth a better planet
global hornying by hcvitto October 5, 2010

Holiday Horniness

Feeling lonely during the holidays due to the increase of couple's PDA, engagements, etc.

Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.
Person 1: "Stacey will not stop talking about how it sucks to be single during the holidays. If she says 'I need a man' one more time..."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."
Holiday Horniness by mkhami December 17, 2010